A Quiver Full, Or How Mr. Darcy will Not Sit on that Sofa Again!, A Quiver Full, Or How Mr. Darcy will Not Sit on that Sofa Again!

A Quiver Full, or how Mr. Darcy will not sit on that sofa again but Mr. Bennet will, is a humorous Regency Pride and Prejudice Assemblage where nearly every one lives happily ever after. We learn about Mr. Thomas Bennet's sordid past, his scheming present, and how it changes Pride and Prejudice's future. In Mr. Bennet's defense, the 1780s were quite swingin'... Mr. Bennet rescues Longbourn from the clutches of Mr. Collins, spares Mrs. Bennet her hedgerow fantasies, gives her a few more pleasant new ones, and generally saves the day and the occasional night. For canon compliant folks, this is an alternative universe story. For the clean and sweet folks, this novel complies with the letter of the law, but not the spirit - as the spirit is on a madcap, scheming romp. The author hopes that Mary Wollestonecraft would approve. The author also greatly thanks A Lady, aka Jane Austen.